Menjawab CV dari MS FATA:

Bagi para teman yang nganggep aku Narcis.

SORRY Gw aslinya nggak narcis. Minimal nggak banget-banget. (kecuali kepepet). Makanya jangan mepet-mepet ihhhh...-

Tapi banyak fans yang maksa gw untuk jadi narcis. Hi Hi hi.

Mana formulirnya sudah dibuatken lagi. Tinggal centang-centang kayak ujian saja yah?

Kalo kali ini ada CV daku lagi. Ini bukan masalah Narcis yah? Ini murni karena permintaan penggemar. Maklum Artis gicu loh.....(weeeeeek.... :)- melet mode on)

GOSIP TERPANAS ABAD INI :

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.

[x ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.

[ ] I tan easily.

[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.

[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

[ ] I have a tattoo. Kalo tak gambari sendiri nggak usah dihitung ya?

[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.

[ ] I have/I've had braces.

[X] I wear glasses/contacts.

[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.

[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.

[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.

[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[ ] I've sworn at my parents.

[ ] I've run away from home.

[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.

[ ] My biological parents are together.

[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.

[ ] I want to have kids someday

[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[ ] I'm in school

[ ] I have a job

[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.

[X] I almost always do/did my homework.

[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.

[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.

[ ] I've stolen something from my job.

[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.

[X] Disney movies still make me cry.

[ ] I've peed from laughing.

[ ] I've snorted while laughing.

[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.

[ ] I've glued my hand to something.

[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment

[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.

[ ] I've broken a bone.

[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.

[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.

[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

[ ] I had a serious surgery.

[X] I've had chicken pox.

[ ] I've had measles

Traveling

[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day

[ ] I've been on a plane.

[ ] I've been to Canada.

[ ] I've been to Mexico.

[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] I've been to Japan

[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] I've been to Europe.

[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city

[X] I've seen a shooting star.

[ ] I've wished on a shooting star

[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.

[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.

[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.

[ ] I've been to a casino.

[ ] I've been skydiving.

[ ] I've gone skinny dipping

[] I've played spin the bottle

[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[ ] I've crashed a car mobil?

[ ] I've been skiing.

[ ] I've been in a play.

[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.

[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.

[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night

[ ] I've played chicken.

[ ] I've played a prank on someone

[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.

[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] I've eaten sushi.

[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[ ] I'm single

[ ] I'm in a relationship

[ ] I'm engaged.

[ ] I'm married.

[ ] I've gone on a blind date.

[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.

[ ] I miss someone right now

[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.

[ ] I've gotten divorced.

[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. Gimana ngomongnya ya?

[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.

[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.

[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher

[X] I've been kissed in the rain. Lupa gua mencium apa? Aspal kayaknya.

[ ] I've hugged a stranger.

[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't

[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't

[ ] I've snuck out of my house.

[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am. Kalo ini mah aslinya jarang banget.

[ ] I am keeping a password secret from the world.

[X] I've cheated while playing a game. Seni itu.

[X] I've cheated on a test. Jarang kepepet sih - kecuali kalo dipepet-pepet

[X] I've run a red light. Ini maksudnya menerabas abang ijo itu kan?

[ ] I've been suspended from school.

[ ] I've witnessed a crime

[X] I've been in a fist fight. Maksudnya ini berantem ya? Ya sekali-kali lah. Olahraga gicu.

[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol

[ ] I've consumed alcohol

[ ] I regularly drink.

[ ] I've passed out from drinking.

[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

[ ] I've smoked weed

[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

[ ] I've eaten shrooms.

[ ] I've popped E.

[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.

[ ] I've done hard drugs.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.

[ ] I take anti-depressants.

[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.

[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.

[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.

[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.

[ ] I hate funerals

[X] I've seen someone dying

[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide

[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[ ] I've planned my own suicide.

[ ] I've attempted suicide.

[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.

[ ] I have an (un???)healthy obsession with anime/manga.

[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I own something from The Gap.

[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.

[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random

[X] I can sing well. - Artis gicu loh.

[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[X] I watch the news

[ ] I don't kill bugs..

[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

[ ] I curse regularly.

[X ] I sing in the shower. Paling berbisik bisik

[x] I am a morning person

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.

[ ] I am a sports fanatic.Nggak gicu-gicu amat sih.

[ ] I twirl my hair.

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[] I love being neat.

[ ] I love Spam. Hi Hi Hi

[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.

[ ] I like Martha Stewart. Siapa ya ?

[ ] I know how to shoot a gun

[ ] I am in love with love

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[X] I laugh at my own jokes.

[ ] I eat fast food weekly.

[X] I believe in ghosts

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[X] I love white chocolate. Ya semua yang enak ya suka.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[X] I play video games. Nggak sering2 banget

[X] I'm good at remembering names. (tergantung mood)

[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.

[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Karena konon aturan mengerjakan PR ini adalah kejujuran, maka dengan jujur saya berikan pengumuman :

[X ] = “Bisa iya, bisa tidak. 68,56% iya. Ini ilmiah lho. “

[ ] = “Bisa tidak, bisa tidak tahu, bisa juga rahasia lah yao. Atau : Ihhhh elo mau tahu azaaaaaaa.......Hiks ....- love is a password.

# Fata : Nih PR - nya sudah tak buat. Berapa nilainya ? Jangan pelit-pelit ya?

#LucuBRB : Selamat berjuang. Semoga bos lucu tetap tabah menghadapi cobaan. Hi Hi Hi.

Kalo berhasil, gw diajarin ya ? Asli kepala masih panas nih.

#Topengdigital : SALAM...SALAM.... - Sip Markusip Pokoknya.