Bagi para teman yang nganggep aku Narcis.
SORRY Gw aslinya nggak narcis. Minimal nggak banget-banget. (kecuali kepepet). Makanya jangan mepet-mepet ihhhh...-
Tapi banyak fans yang maksa gw untuk jadi narcis. Hi Hi hi.
Mana formulirnya sudah dibuatken lagi. Tinggal centang-centang kayak ujian saja yah?
Kalo kali ini ada CV daku lagi. Ini bukan masalah Narcis yah? Ini murni karena permintaan penggemar. Maklum Artis gicu loh.....(weeeeeek.... :)- melet mode on)
GOSIP TERPANAS ABAD INI :
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. Kalo tak gambari sendiri nggak usah dihitung ya?
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do/did my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping
 I've played spin the bottle
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car mobil?
[ ] I've been skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. Gimana ngomongnya ya?
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher
[X] I've been kissed in the rain. Lupa gua mencium apa? Aspal kayaknya.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am. Kalo ini mah aslinya jarang banget.
[ ] I am keeping a password
secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game. Seni itu.
[X] I've cheated on a test. Jarang kepepet sih - kecuali kalo dipepet-pepet
[X] I've run a red light. Ini maksudnya menerabas abang ijo itu kan?
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime
[X] I've been in a fist fight. Maksudnya ini berantem ya? Ya sekali-kali lah. Olahraga gicu.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've consumed alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals
[X] I've seen someone dying
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an (un???)healthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[X] I can sing well. - Artis gicu loh.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news
[ ] I don't kill bugs..
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[X ] I sing in the shower. Paling berbisik bisik
[x] I am a morning person
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.Nggak gicu-gicu amat sih.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
 I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam. Hi Hi Hi
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. Siapa ya ?
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I believe in ghosts
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate. Ya semua yang enak ya suka.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games. Nggak sering2 banget
[X] I'm good at remembering names. (tergantung mood)
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Karena konon aturan mengerjakan PR ini adalah kejujuran, maka dengan jujur saya berikan pengumuman :
[X ] = “Bisa iya, bisa tidak. 68,56% iya. Ini ilmiah lho. “
[ ] = “Bisa tidak, bisa tidak tahu, bisa juga rahasia lah yao. Atau : Ihhhh elo mau tahu azaaaaaaa.......Hiks ....- love is a password.
# Fata : Nih PR - nya sudah tak buat. Berapa nilainya ? Jangan pelit-pelit ya?
#LucuBRB : Selamat berjuang. Semoga bos lucu tetap tabah menghadapi cobaan. Hi Hi Hi.
Kalo berhasil, gw diajarin ya ? Asli kepala masih panas nih.
#Topengdigital : SALAM...SALAM.... - Sip Markusip Pokoknya.